I’m currently sitting having a picnic with my good lady wife and about a million other insect annoyants. I’m not sure if that is even a proper word and stuff but it seems to fit the bill.

We’re sitting in our favourite place and its interesting how a place can change wither the seasons. It doesn’t seem so long ago that the trees had no leaves and the place looked a bit of a state. With a new season we’re brought fresh life, leaves and grass. Also the million or so insects that feel the need to feast upon mine and my wifes flesh. You can really tell summer is allegedly on it’s way!

I have no life

Its quite a sunny day. Hopefully me and the wife will br having a picnic later. I’m rather looking forward to it. I bloody love going for a walk with a flask and some sandwiches. I’m also looking forward to road testing this phone. I know I’m being lame but I have yet to try it outside a place we call surburbia.

I had some weird dreams last night, involving me getting thrown off a bus for upsetting people and trying to steal a local news presenters shoe and threatening to throw it out the window. What can I say, I’ve got a vivid imagination lol

So I got my new phone etc. I really like it but I’m finding it difficult to type with it. It should be handy when I get used to it. Its taking me way too long to write this blog. I hope that I get used to it soon as I am afterall stuck with it for two years. Turns out that a touch screen more effective you use one finger. Much relief from me as I rack up quite a few word points and sentences. I would do a lap of honour but I’m too scared of it taking too long.

Don’t you judge me. I’m in it for the lulz.

I have got my new phone. I like it but it is going to take some getting used to. Its all touch screen and stuff. I feel bad messing around with it as my lovely wife sits there reading a book. I’ll stop for a little while